AssWhupper [2026-05-23] [Walter Appleton]

May 23, 2026F95

You play as a sex demon known simply as The Asswhupper who must run, jump, and shoot their way through five levels, each one ending with a challenging boss-fight. Throughout your journey, you’ll be harassed by all kinds of shit like femboys with 12-guage shotguns and crazy-ass hobos. You only have two guns to fight your way through this situation. One shoots lead, and the other shoots jizz.

Thread Updated: 2026-05-23

Release Date: 2026-05-23

Developer: Walter Appleton Itch.io

Censored: No

Version: 2026-05-23

OS: Windows

Language: English

Genre:

Pew Pew, Rape, Vaginal, Futa, Maledom, Femdom, Creampie, Anal

Installation:

1. Extract and run.

Changelog:

2026-05-23

Added blood particles.
Added cosmetic bullet casings.
Added a cool new cheat code. Type “CUM” to activate it!
You can now cum instantly during sex by pressing C.
Added a mute button for game music.
Replaced “Open in browser” buttons with a simpler, more elegant icon.
Removed the Italian sailor enemy.
Made water slightly more dangerous.
Fixed an issue where some levels would take you to the wrong ones.
Fixed an issue where tentacles would play explosion effects when damaged, rather than killed.
Minor sprite edits.
Changed the final boss’s sounds.
Made the LV1 boss’s hurt sound less cringe-inducing.
Changed the logo to make it more unique and remove some copyrights.

Initial Release

Developer Notes:

Some tips:

You only have eight hitpoints. You will not die when you reach zero, but you will become vulnerable to receiving “surprise love” from hostiles.
The Asswhupper is frail. Most common enemies can render you vulnerable in only two or three shots. The best way to deal with this is to not get hit.
If you are in need of healing, you can gun down a common enemy and glory-fuck it. When you do this, be sure to spam SHIFT like your life depends on it! Filling the bar completely restores your HP.
Bullets travel much farther than you’d think. You can abuse this to kill off-screen enemies before they shoot you back.
Don’t press the “masturbate” button! For some reason, I decided to make it a suicide button in case you get soft-locked.
The difficulty names don’t lie! Above-Average Gamer mode can only be beaten by a real, hardcore gamer with truly above-average skills. I’m not even sure if LV4 is beatable. If you do beat it, be sure to brag about it to women. It might impress them!