Schlong Commander [v0.1] [RiotRedCat]

October 27, 2026F95

Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game. You don’t steer the craft — you program it. Snap drag-and-drop code blocks together (move, rotate, loop, wait, branch, react to events) and send a tiny spacecraft with a very specific payload on its way to the woman on the landing pad. Get her to the top of the climax meter, beat each challenge’s par time and block count, and earn stars that unlock new crafts and blocks.

Thread Updated: 2026-10-27

Release Date: 2026-10-27

Developer: RiotRedCat – Itch.io

Censored: No

Version: 0.1

OS: Windows

Language: English

Genre:

3D Game, Puzzle, Sandbox, Animated, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Toys, Sci-fi

Planned: more characters, crafts and challenges

Installation:

1. Extract the zip.

2. Run SchlongCommander.exe.

Changelog:

v0.1

First public build.

Developer Notes:

The game starts with the sound off — turn the volume up under Menu > Settings.

Fully playable offline. The Discord button only opens the Discord page in your browser.

A browser version is also available on the itch.io page.

Features:

– Visual block programming: events, motion, loops, conditions, variables, functions and a Special block set (approach, push in, thrust, grind, build up, wait until climax…)

– Four challenges (Free Play, Anal, Vaginal, Throat) with par times, par block counts and 1–3 stars

– Five crafts unlocked by stars, several in play at once

– Four characters to choose from (Esme, Zelda, Willow, Elodie) and a body customizer

– Soft-body penetration deformation; face, jaw, neck and belly react to depth and girth

– Pose menu, camera views, free camera, and a hand-flown flight mode (F4)

– Share your programs as one-line share codes

Shareable Program Example Codes:

https://riotcatred.itch.io/schlong-commander-program-library