Crane’s Romantic Nightmare [v0.2] [Funk Dangerfield]

March 8, 2026F95

“After a strange dream, Crane awakens in bed next to a woman that claims to be his childhood friend and lover, though he cannot remember her clearly. When he spots a mysterious figure lurking outside the house, Crane ventures out into the woods hoping to figure out what’s going on, and how he got here.”

Thread Updated: 2026-03-08

Release Date: 2026-03-07

Developer: Funk Dangerfield Patreon – SubscribeStar – Twitter – Pixiv – Itch.io

Censored: No

Version: 0.2

OS: Windows, Linux, Mac

Language: English

Genre:

2D Game, 2DCG, Animated, Male Protagonist, Titfuck, Vaginal sex, Adventure, Combat, Dystopian setting, Fantasy, Monster Girl, Paranormal, Romance, Horror

Installation:

1. Extract and run.

Changelog:

v0.2 Patch Notes

!! IMPORTANT – IF TRANSFERRING SAVES FROM v0.1: !!

Due to some reworking of items on the backend, your weapons will likely be shuffled/messed up. Interact with the lamp on the left side of Crane’s house and pick “Weapon Fix” to fix these. Ignore this if you are playing normally, as it may delete or un-upgrade some weapons you have obtained.

The game will also be set to the highest difficulty setting by default. If you would like to change difficulty settings, check the Book in Crane’s House.

H-Scenes/Story/Characters:

– New character sprites, busts, and some updated CGs.

– 3 New full animated H-scenes have been added.

– Several New CGs and illustrated H-scenes have been added.

– Several characters now have expanded interactable content to meet them and unlock their respective scenes.

– Nearly all existing temporary assets have been replaced with custom made ones. (Blank item icons, RPGMaker Tileset assets, etc.)

Systems:

– WASD movement has been added, you can use that or the Arrow keys to move, along with some other hotkey reassignments:

– You can now use ‘E’ as another ‘Okay/Interact’ key like Z and Enter, to better work with WASD.

– ‘Page Up’ and ‘Page Down’ and their respective functions/menus can now be accessed through the ‘R’ and ‘F’ keys respectively.

– A ‘Status’ menu has been added as an option on the main menu where you can view Crane’s stats, such as Attack, Defense, etc.

– Several Menus have been adjusted to be easier to read and use (you can actually see more than one thing at a time,) including:

– Equipment Menu

– Skill Menu

– Shop Menu

– A Map menu has been added. After finding the map (located in the first Lampcrop area) you can open it outside of combat by pressing ‘Tab.’

– A ‘Peek’ function has been added. Press ‘Control’ or ‘Alt’ while in the overworld and you will enter the ‘Peeking’ state, where pressing directional keys will move the camera in the direction you press, allowing you to scout ahead or look around. Press ‘X’ or ‘Escape’ to exit the mode.

– Added a ‘Quick Menu’ for basic field skills. By pressing ‘F’ or ‘Page Down’ outside of battle, you can use ‘Basic First Aid’ and ‘Deep Breaths’ without needing to enter the Skill menu. Other Field Skills acquired in the future will still need to be used from the Skill Menu by default. Exit this menu by pressing ‘X’ or ‘Escape’

-You can now select a difficulty mode at the start of the game: (Check the menu in game for the exact details.)

– Adventure (Normal)

– Survival (Hard)

– Exploration (Easy)

Combat/Exploration:

– Enemies now drop additional items. Basic enemies occasionally drop new consumable items. Elite enemies are guaranteed to drop Poxflowers.

– Princess’ Shop has been expanded with new items and adjusted prices. She now gives the Rusted Key (to open the shortcut back to Crane’s House) for free after speaking with her.

– Bunyan can now upgrade Melee and Ranged Weapons by 1 stage. These upgrades come with new abilities or improved passives/skills.

– Melee weapons now alter the properties of your Basic Attack. Check the ‘Passive’ sub menu of the ‘Skill’ menu when you have a weapon equipped to see details about these.

– Some new Accessories have been added that can be found throughout the forest or purchased from Princess.

– Some new items, called ‘Tools’ can be found. These are key items that permanently unlock new Field Skills.

– Several new secret locations can be found across Lampcrop. Keep an eye out for secret passages as these will often always lead you to valuable items.

– ‘Diaries’ can be found while exploring, which include small sexual side stories featuring smaller CGs.

– ‘Guard’ and ‘Quick-Guard’ have been improved, each now being 25% more effective than before.

v0.1

Release

Developer Notes:

This is an early demo for my own original H-game idea! A turn-based RPG with a focus on atmosphere and exploration. Featuring girls and monsters inspired by folklore, tall tales, and cryptids.

Gameplay is a mix of a turn-based RPG with some survival horror elements. Manage your health and resources as you work your way through strange enemies to explore and meet new characters.

For disclosure, this is a game made in RPGMaker, but I’ve done my best to try and make the combat feel unique. And while there are still some default/placeholder assets in game, the final version will have all unique art made by me for characters, enemies, and environments like you can see in the screenshots on the side here.

[Goals for the full game]:

– 3 main areas to explore. Along with several smaller side areas and secrets to discover.

– 4 main Heroines each with 2-3 fully animated lewd scenes and unique endings.

– A number of side characters, with illustrated lewd scenes for most of the female side characters.

– A total playtime of about 3-4 hours.

– Full Release in late 2026 or early 2027.

[What this demo includes]:

– A ~6 minute intro scene.

– 2 fully animated H-scenes for the first main Heroine: Yida. Along with a number of illustrated CGs of her.

– A prototype version of the game’s first area, where you can experience the game’s combat and meet 4 different characters (albeit none with H-scenes as of yet.)

– About 35-45 minutes of playtime.

If you have any feedback, bug reports, or general questions you can let me know here in the comments, or you can fill out this form:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScfC5TRTnOXoxqd1TSYkQi8d4cQcU_FG3k0aSsR…

And if you’d like to support me and development of this game, check out my Patreon or Subscribestar.

Also, I included alternate downloads for Linux and Mac, but I have no way to verify if they work or not, if you have issues with them please let me know, and I’ll try and figure something out.