Horny Tales [v0.5.3] [CrankyBiscuit]

February 8, 2024F95

Do you like Vampire Survivors or bullet-hell games? What if we add a spicy story and naughty scenes to it? Check out Horny Tales!

Horny Tales is a survival roguelike with shoot’em up elements, combining calm and dynamic gameplay with various mini-games.

Once upon a time, an evil sorceress opened a portal from which terrible creatures came into the world.
Time passed and no one could resist her, until one day a simple peasant thought: “Maybe I can do it?”
Stand on the path of a hero and plunge into the world of might, magic and… lust!

Thread Updated: 2022-01-24

Release Date: 2022-01-21

Developer: CrankyBiscuit Patreon – Itch.io – Discord – Twitter – Newgrounds

Censored: No

Version: 0.5.3

OS: Windows, Mac

Language: English

Genre:

2D Game, 2DCG, Adventure, Animated, Big Ass, Big Tits, Combat, Creampie, Fantasy, Handjob, Harem, Male Protagonist, Masturbation, Monster Girl , Milf, Oral Sex, RPG, Sandbox, Sex Toys, Vaginal sex , Voyeurism

Installation:

1. Extract and run.

MAC USERS ATTENTION!

If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.

Changelog:

–v0.5.3–
Main changes

New photo on sale from Mysterious Person

Balance changes

Increased chance to drop gold

Other changes

Once the boss dies, the coins no longer disappear. They can now be collected after combat!
Fix some typos

Bug fix

Fixed exploit that allows you to always win in Thimblerigger games 😀
Fixed bug of getting extra coins when restarting the battlefield

–v0.5.2–
Main changes

New NPC – Mysterious Person
New weapon – Bomb

Balance changes

Rebalanced enemies in the first 4 minutes of battle to make it easier for new players to play

Other changes

A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – Rey
Added ability to close windows by pressing Esc
Changed the sound of Arcane Wand to less annoying

Bug fix

Fixed the Helm of Rage, which gave a huge attack speed

–v0.5.1–
Main changes

You will now receive 200 gold for successfully completing the first quest

Balance changes

Rebalanced drop of useful items from monsters (health, coins, magnets)
Re-added the possibility to take damage from multiple targets at once
Reduced number of enemies in the first minutes
Reduced damage received from enemies

Other changes

Increased bonus from Pocket Blackhole from 20% to 30%
More visible bonus selection frame when you get a level
More noticeable effect of damage to the enemy
Now all bosses have a red outline to make them easier to notice
Slightly increased finishing animation in all lewd scenes

Bug fix

Fixed the Helm of Rage artifact
Fixed music muting when quickly gaining a large number of experience crystals
Fixed black screen on macOS
Fixed the main character’s hitbox

–v0.5–
Main changes

Added tutorial for the first quest
New lewd scene with Ruby
New weapon – Hand Cannon
New landmark – Statue of War
Reworked Rune of Fire – now it is not only sets enemies on fire, but sends meteorites down from the sky
A blue exclamation mark has been added for all interesting places and characters so that the player can pay attention to them
Rewrote the dialogue with Ruby

Balance changes

Reworked the algorithm of how the player takes damage (it looks like he’s become more resistant, but in fact he stopped taking damage from all enemies at once)
Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of the game
At the 11th minute the number of enemies is slightly reduced
Bonuses on the ground now disappear after a longer period of time
The Troll boss now spawns at minute 3 instead of 4
The Goblin King boss has his health reduced
Slightly reduced Poison Cloak damage

Other changes

A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – F. Woods
Added effect of falling crystals in the menu after leveling up
The game saving icon is now displayed at the top center of the screen
Replaced the word “wood” and “forest” in the dialogues and descriptions with “Goblin forest” to avoid confusion.
Changed the color of enemies in Crystal Mine to make them more visible on a dark background
In the quest with Jennifer added a portrait of the note
Added more frames of the ending in the lewd scene with Eva

Bug fix

Fixed a bug where enemies kept spawning after killing the bosses, causing an imminent death
Fixed a bug that caused random weapon to turn off during level up
Fixed softlock on opening dialogue with Jennifer and opening the store at the same time
Fixed a bug when the quest arrow was shown when the player dies and the game crashes
Now when you start a new game, all purchased weapons are correctly reset
Player now has the opportunity to start the game with Poison Cloak
Fixed a typo in Poison Cloak description
Fixed bug preventing playback of special sound when unlocking a new lewd scene
When unlocking a scene with Jennifer, the correct scene icon is now displayed
The save icon is now correctly displayed after key actions are completed, not during them
Fixed saving of all unlocked lewd scenes
Now the player stops running during the opening of the location selection window
Fixed “Exit to Windows” phrase in macOS build

–v0.4–
Main changes

New quest – A mess in the mine
New сharacter – Succubus the Summoner
New lewd scene with Succubus the summoner
New weapon – Poison Cloak
New location – Crystal Mine
New enemies in a new location
Two new slots for weapons and artifacts
MacOS build

Balance changes

Improved enemy spawning algorithm
Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of combat
Reduced chance to drop useful bonuses from enemies
Balanced shot speed of Arcane Wand at high levels

Other changes

Added the ability to quickly restart a fight
Added a save icon when the game saves your progress
New game icon

Bug fix

Slightly increased animation speed in the scene with Eva
Fixed some typos

–v0.3–
Main changes

New quest – Searching for a “thing”
New lewd scene with Jennifer
New weapon – Boomerang
New weapon – Rune of Fire
New artifact – Great Crystal
Added Jennifer’s Weapon and Artifact Shop
In combat mode, when you get a level and all of the weapons are upgraded, you can now get coins, not just health

Balance changes

Increased the Long Sword’s swing by 2 times
Increased arrow speed for the Hunter Bow
Arcane Wand nerfed
Completely reworked the algorithm of how the enemies appear on the map

Other changes

Added controls instruction at the beginning of a new game
Simplified controls – now you can play with only one right or left hand
Added the first $20 patron to the Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”!
Added Jennifer’s eyebrows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Changed death sound to the meme sound from Spongebob

Bug fix

Improved sounds in the scene with Eva
Reworked the logic of applying bonuses to weapons
Fixed – leveling up causes removal of already existing projectiles
Fixed – old artifacts did not apply to new weapons
Fixed crash on quick leveling up

–v0.2–
Main changes:

New location – Inn
New characters – Ruby and thimblerigger
New lewd scene with Ruby
Coins are now dropping from the mobs
You can play for money at thimbles
New artifact – Hand of Midas
New bonus – a Magnet that collects all experience crystals

P.S. Now you can buy a beer!

Balance changes:

Balanced enemies health
Balanced the damage from Arcane Wand
Balanced the number of bonuses dropped from monsters

Other changes:

Added game settings
LMB to skip dialogs (in addition to spacebar)
Added Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”
Added an ability to exit the battlefield without losing coins
Added a clear hint about the quest with Eva when you are in the forest
Now the icon for the active quest looks like a question mark (before it was an exclamation mark)
Changed finishing sounds in the scene with Eva
Added border lines for all portraits during dialogs

Bug fix: