Chainmail Bikini Squadron [v0.362] [McRibbed_For_Her_Pleasure]

July 7, 2026F95

Genevieve was once a proud and righteous paladin, protecting the weak and the fair, she was pious, she was just, until one day a dark figure approached the abbey. He was tall. He was uncomfortably attractive. He carried an aura of lustful despair. This wizard placed a curse upon the fair paladin when she rightly rejected his lustful and downright creepy advances, now every suit of armor she or any of her companions don will transform into impractical, scandalously minimal bikini armor. The only way to break the curse is to climb the evil wizard Fondelmere’s depraved dungeon of debauchery and ascend his castle to defeat him at it’s peak. Though the castle is as depraved as its master and Genevieve is not handling her sexual awakening with the restraint a paladin normally would.

Thread Updated: 2026-07-07

Release Date: 2026-07-07

Developer: McRibbed_For_Her_Pleasure – Itch.io – Subscribestar – Patreon – Discord

Censored: No

Version: 0.362

OS: Windows, Linux, Mac

Language: English

Store: Itch.io

Genre:

2d game, 2dcg, combat, female protagonist, groping, group sex, monster, multiple endings, multiple penetration, multiple protagonist, oral sex, rpg, sexual harassment, tentacles

Installation:

1. Extract and run for windows and linux.

2. For Mac users

Unzip the download.

Drag Chainmail Bikini Squadron.app to your Applications folder (or

anywhere you like).

Do not double-click it the first time. Instead:

Right-click (or Control-click) the app → select Open.

A dialog will warn you it’s from an unidentified developer. Click

Open again to confirm.

After this first run, you can launch it normally by double-clicking.

If macOS refuses to show the “Open” option at all (Sonoma/Sequoia can be

stricter about this), instead:

Go to System Settings → Privacy & Security.

Scroll down and you’ll see a message that the app was blocked, with an

Open Anyway button. Click it, then confirm.

Changelog:

V 0.362
Movement

Tuned the Bhop behaviour unintentionally put into the last build to be far more reasonable but still give you guys a fun experience using it
Changed existing casts jump to better function in the reworked physics engine
Removed the double jump bug.

Qwests

Fixed a bug where completed quests from Maxim could not be repeated
Fixed a bug where the Tentacle and Zombie quests were not tracking defeated enemies correctly
Doubled the affection reward for the Satyr radiant quest as I felt it should offer more of a reward considering the enemies are of a higher tier

Performance

Changed the enemy sleep/wake AOE to hopefully lead to more hallway encounters.
Fixed a shader compilation issue on MacOS which should hopefully make first runs more pleasant.
Corrected the map shader using the windowed mode aspect ratio and resolution that resulted in the map being really stretched to the fullscreen so you should now be able to read it regardless of your window size.

v0.361

Sensitivity slider tweaks

v0.36
Town

Town scene added as a hub between dungeon runs
Maxim (bounty keeper) added with full dialogue, per-character variants, and affection tracking
Maxim’s intimate scene added for each character, with sound effects
Cinnamon (tincture merchant) added with full branching dialogue, per-character variants, affection tracking, and intimate content for both characters at high affection
Both NPCs remember whether you’ve met them before and respond accordingly

Economy

Silver now banks automatically when returning to town
HUD silver display shows banked total in town and run total in dungeon
Tinctures available for purchase from Cinnamon – one per run

Buffs

Tincture of Vitality – grants one extra life for the run
Tincture of Swiftness – +25% movement speed
Tincture of Strength – +50% attack damage
Buffs clear at end of run on exit or defeat

Quests

Maxim offers bounty contracts from a pool – one per town visit
Completing bounties rewards silver and affection
Offer is deterministic, reloading won’t reroll it

Balance

Genevieve’s willpower reduced from 130 to 110 (still survives 2 satyr hits at full)
Genevieve gains an additional stamina point to compensate, allowing more scene content per run

Save System

Narrative state now persists across sessions (flags, relationships, quests, silver, character selection)
Save file is plain text JSON – edit freely if you want to
Fullscreen preference now saves and loads correctly

Music

Town has its own music track with fade transitions between town and dungeon

Bug Fixes

Fixed enemy hitboxes passing through the player
Fixed heightmap data spawning on top of tables, causing weird pathfinding
Fixed sensitivity slider behaving unreliably
General performance tweaks

Known Issues

Volume mixing in Cinnamon and Thorne’s scene needs adjustment
Some enemy pathfinding can glitch around chests

v0.31B
Procedurally generated dungeons

Dungeon layout generated fresh every run from a seed
No two runs are identical

New NPC – Beckett the Cartographer

Spawns at the centre of the dungeon each run
Gives you a map of the current layout on first interaction per run

Enemy overhaul

All enemies have acceleration – they build to speed rather than instantly rushing
Enemies sleep when you’re far away, significantly improving performance
Detection areas changed from spheres to cubes, better suited to multi-floor layouts
5-second cooldown on detection sounds
Zombie behaviour reworked to feel like a stun rather than knockback
Zombies wander further from spawn for more hallway encounters
Satyr Huntress attack windup increased, knockback resistance reduced, tuned for group encounters
Tentacles now need to latch on to deal damage, can be confused by knockback, damage reduced from 30 to 20

Combat and player

Blocking animation speed increased 50%
Shield softlock fixed – no longer possible to get stuck in the block animation
Breast expansion trap movement debuff reduced from 50% to 20%
Added two relief scenes, one per character, accessed by holding K while you have a debuff
END added as alternate key for relief scenes

Visuals and environment

Dungeon lighting completely overhauled to be darker and more atmospheric
External environment added, Aurora lighting bleeds in where appropriate
Player torches added for both characters
Snow near exterior walls as environmental signposting
Fire VFX overhauled – more performant, behaves correctly
Corridor ceiling height increased
Tile seams resolved

Loot

Silver drops from enemies and certain chests
Potion spawning made rarer overall
Potion hitbox increased 5%
Chests physically eject potions toward the player
Chest spawn weighting adjusted – dangerous rooms more likely to have chests

Map and UI

Lever locations have always-visible map markers
Player marker updated with radial strobe
Lever activation and exit unlock show as HUD indicators
Combat log display timing improved
Controls UI updated in-game
Map removed correctly on run restart
Fullscreen preference now saves correctly

Linux support

Linux builds now available – report any platform issues to the discord

Bug fixes

Fixed softlock from taking damage while map was open
Fixed gaps in library room walls
Fixed shader compilation hitch on first run
Removed the secret Hank Hill bossfight. His AOE attack “Propane Nightmare” did not behave well in a multi floor dungeon and he was frankly too powerful

v0.25

Shield blocking angle increased 200%, blocks earlier in animation
Sword/shield attack speed +15%, halberd poke +5%
Fixed Genevieve’s shield poopwalk animation bug
Satyr Huntress damage timing adjusted, 3D light added to attack
Enemies stop moving after death
Added patron wall, controls menu, Patreon/Discord links
OpenGL fallback batch file for compatibility
Removed herobrine

v0.20
Major Features
:

Right-click weapon attacks – Shield blocking and halberd chops
Satyr Huntress enemy – Ambush enemy with 2 scenes per character
Breast Expansion Traps – Slow you down, disable offhand, boob your screen
Scene SFX – Opened your third eye (the stimuleye) with audio smut
Knockback system – Enemies get pushed back when hit
No more immunity frames – Enemy groups are actually threatening now

Improvements:

Main menu and options (includes Vsync toggle)
Weapon and combat SFX pass
Visual upgrades for that retro aesthetic
Interact prompts (E to interact, B to blow – that ones a joke and you cannot b to blow yet)
Fixed weapon clipping through walls (no more greeting Cthulhu with your weapons slipping into the ether)
Redrew Genevieve’s zombie scene to current quality standards

v0.132

Initial Release

Developer Notes:

Chainmail Bikini Squadron is a first-person retro dungeon crawler inspired by classic 90s fantasy RPGs with a satirical, adult twist.

Expect:

Dungeon exploration with combat and light puzzle mechanics

Erotic grapple and defeat scenes for each character and enemies

Absurd magical mishaps and transformations

Comedic worldbuilding and corporate humour

Strong women in extremely questionable armor

Combat drains Willpower instead of health. when your resolve falters, the dungeon takes advantage of ones compromised judgement until your stamina is spent.

Chainmail Bikini Squadron is actively in development.

New enemies, mechanics, struggle systems, and additional scenes are planned as the dungeon expands.

Follow development and updates via the devlog.

Controls:

WASD to move

LMB to attack and skip text during sex scenes

ESC to quit

E to interact

H to hide text (when relevant)

Tab / M to open map

K / END to remove debuffs